Kuzya: New Year (Hugo: New Year) or sexualization of a witch in children’s games

Chapter 1 – beginning
Let’s start with the plot. The start of the game is presented to us in the cartoon. Which describes the background of this adventure of Kuzma.
Santa Claus (we will just call it “Grandfather“) Grandfather Catching a stiff hanging, because on the eve “New Year“Drinks front -line 500 grams, as they say. That’s why Grandfather you need to pour a little drying.

In order to maintain Grandfather’s status “Santa Claus”, he congratulates all his submitted Happy New Year, and they, in turn, pay tribute to him.

From what Grandfather flows into a wild.

But here in the frames, something begins to approach the plantation “Santa Claus“With sinister music.
From what in the future the elves catch “Wild horror“.

And then she appears, that very witch by name “SCILLA“. I think you can fall in love with it, because of her sexual image.

With protruding nipples

Voluminous and lush breasts.
This image cannot be thrown out of memory.

SCILLA Decides to spoil the “New Year”.

But so-how Grandfather staggering with a wild hangover, he cannot do anything accordingly. Moreover, no less crashes into it Drunk elf, Because of him Grandfather He falls to the well.

What in the end? – SCILLA Turns all workers “Grandfather Plantation“In pieces of cold ice.

From the crow makes “Webcam Stream 24/7“In order to observe for the eyes of the crow”festive atmosphere“, gently strangling him by the throat … Eh … I would have strangled me like that. SCILLOCH

After evil speeches SCILLA flies to the sunset, leaving Grandfather and his whole lads, to doom.

But suddenly! Unexpectedly for everyone, our main character bursts, a witch hunter and just a troll Kuzya.

Silently on his corn, he flies into the city .. independentcasinosites.co.uk/

The end of the video. The beginning of the game.

Chapter 2 – “abandoned city”
The game begins with the fact that we stand in the middle of the city. Next to his “Corn“And don’t even try to ask how he landed” Ask Kuzu”
I will quickly run through the interface, but here it is quite simple. There are 3 emoticons, what, you yourself sit down, and what, Kuzu Plant? – if without jokes, then this is the choice of the complexity of the game (light; medium; heavy).
Next – the button of the main area and the exit from the assignment, questions to Cuza(I never worked for me) and a way out of the game.

By the way, until you go through the game, you will accompany the output screensaver, something like
“SCILLA says – how is my festive city doing there? And everything is fine – well ok ”

Than we can do in the main area?
Option 1 – House on the left – there you can listen to the audio fairy tales “grandfather” sitting before the fireplace, with a book in hands. 25 pieces. Karl, 25!

Tales of fairy tales, but we must do real things.
Option 2 – There is such a phrase “All good new, it is well forgotten old”
We are waiting for the game “Dress the Christmas tree in 60 seconds” (60 seconds are just to the red word)
What we see? And we see a reference to “Well, wait! Them 02 “. Toy of the Soviet past, where the wolf caught eggs.
Here, we catch “Christmas tree toys and decorate the Christmas tree in the allotted time”.
We can do this to infinity, so we stomp further ..

Option 3 – Start your journey!
We are starting to travel along the “grandfather plantation”-someone could already drop the game, because it is still a level to find the desired level, this is still that quest.
You have 3 lives.
Throughout 25 excellent levels (which I repeat are in completely different places).
Several games are found, but each time their complexity increases.
And games are such as:
““Lemmining on the contrary”” – we defrost the elves and help them go through all the obstacles to the finish.

““Kuzin Arkanaud”” – we knock out the nonsense from the elves with a stone (

In fact, we break the ice)

““Tire at VDNH”“-something like Arkanaid, but now we shoot stones at: barrels, goals and elves.

Pinbol “Roll Balls” – knock out an elf ball from ice.

““Vacuum cleaner back and forth”” – distribute gifts from the conveyor to shelves, by color.

““Frog-troll”” – we scatter gifts and jump on rafts and ice floes ..

As a result: myocardial infarction (here is such a scar)
All tasks are repeated – this FACT!, albeit with an increase in complexity.
Not for incidents, only for trigger.
For those who are ready to experience pain or jump, all at a time.
I experienced pain. I’m lonely and scary now.
There is such a joke – If you failed 3 lives, you can send you to fulfill the previous task, this is not always, but maybe this.
But it’s a little nice to watch how, after the completed task, a movement from the elves to appear on the street. And to the finishome there are more of them.
Now it remains to show the finale and take stock.

Chapter 3 – Final

If it is interesting to go through this magnificent game yourself, then it will remain under the spoiler and go into “Results”

Achtung. The final spoiler. Achtung.

The finale shows us a cartoon where our beloved witch SCILLA, looks at the webcam (I remind you it was Crow)

But as always, Kuzma Deceives it, putting a sign with a pattern of the city (apparently Kuzma is a seasoned robber, since he knows this chip, but okay) after which the sign falls, and Scylla falls into a wild “non -understanding” of a critical situation

And after that, the elves are pulled out Grandfather. Everyone is happy.
Grandfather sit down on a sled. Sani go to the moon. But then the witch went to interception and she just knocks her down Grandfather

A Kuzma Notes death Scylles, Another seal. Although in fact, he did not kill her.
End.

Chapter 4 – Results
It’s good to play in the spring in the New Year’s game, especially if the game is filled with an atmosphere.
But what is bad? I don’t know how the children went, but I had this adventure of Kuzi, caused permanent feelings as: anger, the desire to drop the game and anger.
Someone may like this game for those people who neglect difficulties.
But we can’t understand this. I personally held me alone in this game – SCILLA.
By the way to SCILLE there are also questions, or rather to artists. The game is children’s? So why does she have such breasts and nipples stick out? No, of course I liked this “Fan Service“But still.
The second question, with such a difficulty for children? They also say in the game – “You are in no hurry, the main thing is to be in time for the New Year, so do not tighten”.
Okay, I have no grades, since we are not at school. I will say only one thing.
I will storm Kuzu Then I will show him “Kuzkin’s mother”
The screensavers are well painted, stories can be listened to and test yourself.
It’s worth a try, especially those who want to feel the New Year.

The best comments

Why did I make pictures in the spoiler? Because you would twist this post to infinity
(due to the size of these pictures)
Click on them, it will not be difficult.

Listen, just make the so -called carousel pictures through Gallery, /Gallery. Naturally, everything needs to be stuck on on both sides < и >.
I hope at least somehow helped.)

Damn, I remember how I played it in childhood and also searched for the right level for a very long time, so a little advice: when you are on any location, you write on a sheet of paper a number of all levels available on it, go to the next location, record numbers of all levels again, and so on, after which you orientate the resulting “map” (it is advisable to write down the transitions between the locations and their location).
And thank you for the review, I knocked down.
And another analysis of the cubic games will be?

Nostalgia took under the approaching New Year, walked the name of the game, and one of the first links fell out)

I remember this game only that in childhood she seemed difficult, and then once saw how the father of his cousin played in her and also lost … True he played on Hard and rarely lost, but for some reason this moment entered the brain)